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This is an hour of storytelling and stand-up about writing the eulogy for my father’s funeral and how I reconciled the identity of my father, my hero, with my own.

My 5”3 father had a mantra: faint heart never f*cked a pig. Consequently, he did everything he ever wanted: he conjured millions of pounds from nothing, taught himself a load of institutional cultural capital and bull-shitted it enough to marry my mother. He built so much: several houses off one water-pipe (bad), the house I grew up in (good) and a 500 seat opera house with mock Palladian facade in the garden (true). He was short and neat, gnomic and witty. He never did anything he didn't want to and ever since I can remember existing, I've wanted to be him.
Four years ago, and many years after we started noticing him forgetting words and then people, he was diagnosed with vascular dementia. At Easter this year, he died and now I’m left trying to live up to his mantra without taking it literally.
Unlike my dad, I’ve built nothing physical: I’m a comedian, an English teacher in a local comprehensive and a former teenage champion of Ancient Greek reading competitions. But I’ve collected a motherload of funny stories about everyone I know and every important thing that’s ever happened to me. This show answers the question: in the shadow of a short king, how can you be seen?
‘Fearless on stage and energetic’ A Rich Comic Life

‘out-of-place posho in the same vein as someone like Miles Jupp’ Steve Bennett, Chortle

Featured at club nights including Jericho Comedy, Mates Rates, Jesters, ACMS, Mirth Control, Funhouse, Full Frontal, Bearcat, Out of Bounds, Proper Cracking, Alternative Book Club, Laugh Train Home, Stand-Up Literature and Outside the Box.

Finalist, Laughing Horse New Act of the Year 2018
Semi-finalist, Leicester Square Theatre New Act of the Year 2018
Semi-finalist, Get Up Stand Up 2018
People's Choice, Chortle Student Comedy Award 2018
Winner, JACT Classical Greek Reading, 1999

Runner-up, Best Debut Show, 2025 Den of Laughs Awards

News and Reviews for this Show

September 1, 2026  Chortle Some people live huge lives. Among them, Cordelia Graham’s dad, Martin, whose life seems so incredible as to almost be a fairytale, going from literal chimney sweep to lord of a Cotswolds manor, where he built a 500-seat opera house in the grounds to stage events attended by the great and the good. Martin died last year, and Cordelia, along with her older sister and younger brother, was asked to deliver the eulogy. This show is effectively Eulogy 2.0, another affectionate appraisal of her father, his eccentricities, his achievements, and the dementia that finally claimed him. She weaves into this a story of sibling rivalry – Cordelia being overshadowed by her overachieving elder sister, yet feeling some superiority over her feckless younger brother – as well as the power of imagination, which her dad had in spades. So many amusing anecdotes surround him that stories such as him booking a priory full of monks to sing at a service station to spread his love of opera or having his own hot-air balloon warrant barely a sentence each. Cordelia starts this show – brilliantly named after one of her father’s catchphrases – with a summary of his greatest hits, which is slightly awkwardly set to music, requiring her to take some lengthy pauses to time it right. After that, she shows off what she says is a party skill: knowing instinctively how many siblings and in what order people have. This probably wouldn’t be the greatest icebreaker, even had she got them right, which she twice failed to do tonight. It’s a distraction from her thoroughly engaging central story, in which Cordelia’s arch, Shakespeare-quoting mother Lizzie is another larger-than-life character. Dad was clearly a massive inspiration to Cordelia – his ability to make audiences laugh as he introduced the operas at his venue inspired her to go into comedy, while she shares a wonderfully touching newspaper she created as a child, supporting her dad during a running battle with the local planners. Up top, Cordelia offers something of a trigger warning, saying that while the show contains themes of grief and dementia, there will be lots of laughs. That’s probably overstating the case as there are more ‘aaaws’ than guffaws in this show – but it is undeniably a tender, affectionate, and warmly witty tribute to an exceptional, exceptional man. She’s done him proud. Click Here

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