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DENZIL DE CRISTO: ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT PROCRASTINATING PUNDIT

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Comedy

Venue:Home Bar, 69 Home St Edinburgh EH3 9JP
Phone: 0131 228 3664
Links: Click Here for venue details, Click here for map
Ticket Prices: Free  
Room: Basement
JUL 31, AUG 1-4, 6-11, 13-18, 20-24 at 17:30 (60 min)
 
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Whimsical Tales jam-packed with One-Liners.
Denzil uses pedantry, puns and parodies to ponder the future. Jokes about robots, relationships and religion.
What was the very first dad joke ever told?
What might happen when he dies?
And why does he insist on singing?

Warning: Contains scenes of a sexually incompetent nature.

“A performance full of delightful puns, with sharp writing that rewards close attention” Ram Comedy Festival

"His wit is on point" Figa DJ, BBC Radio Derby

"A real talent for writing great gags" Rockcentral Comedy

"Innovative ... Really different set really good." Queens Comedy, Hull

"My jaw aches from laughing" Audience member

Free & Unticketed


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August 15, 2025  One4Review
Denzil de Cristo introduces himself as “Wolverine if he were undergoing chemotherapy” — a line that sounds brutal on paper but, in context, is a sharp, self-deprecating icebreaker. In truth, he’s more of a Marvel in his own right, armed with a brain that fires off puns like a malfunctioning Nerf gun.
The warning signs come early: within sixty seconds, five groan-worthy puns have landed. But here’s the thing — they’re good groans, the kind that ripple across the room. He’s testing the water, feeling the mood, and once the audience is hooked, he floors it.
The loose thread tying it all together is artificial intelligence: is it good for humanity, and how does it really affect us? That’s the launchpad for a wild chain of associations — Thomas the Tank Engine as the first self-driving train, cloned sheep wandering into the conversation, and Jesus reimagined as a Jedi. In de Cristo’s hands, these ideas don’t just bump into each other; they throw a dinner party together.
His nerd credentials are unquestionable. Not many comics could drop a killer Genesis/Phil Collins pun, segue into Bible–Star Wars conspiracy theories, and still find time to stage the Last Supper in a Nando’s. There’s even an obscure 1980s computer reference lobbed in, because of course there is.
The gags arrive thick and fast — Harry Hill–style surrealism meets George Formby–era wordplay, with a dash of schoolyard smart-aleck energy. The lunacy spirals further as he pits Jeff Bezos against Elon Musk in an AI-themed celebrity deathmatch, and lands a glorious throwaway about computer code being non-binary.
It’s not high art — nor does it pretend to be. What it is, is a cleverly chaotic free-hour that ricochets from the sublime to the ridiculous without losing momentum. The Free Fringe has a knack for unearthing these offbeat gems, and de Cristo’s show is very much one of them.
Whether you come for the nerdy deep cuts, the daft conspiracies, or just the sheer velocity of the puns, you’ll leave with at least three new jokes lodged in your head — and perhaps a song lingering from his genuine, real-life stint on The X Factor two decades ago.
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