PERFORMERS EDITING SITE       Click Here to Edit Contact/Show info       Click Here Return to Main Fest Website

 

This is the Free Festival Performers Edit Site

Use these pages to:

  • Submit a New Show Application

  • Edit your Contact and Personal info

  • Edit all of your Shows Details

  • Upload Show Image for the Website

  • Upload your Press & Media Releases

  • Add News & Reviews as the Fringe progresses

  • Revel in the retro 2009 web pages before they are replaced with the snazzy new ones like the main site!

 

 

THE NUTELLA WARS

Comedy

Venue:The City Cafe, 19 Blair Street Edinburgh EH1 1QR
Phone: 0131 220 0125
Links: Click Here for venue details, Click here for map
Ticket Prices: Pay What You Can Tickets - from £5  
Room: Hollywood
AUG 18-24 at 17:50 (50 min)
 
Show Image

How do you know if someone is rich? Because they live in a big house or drive a fancy car? For me, it was always about the size of the Nutella jar in their pantry. Tiny jar? Struggle town. Family-size tub? They’re ready to retire.
As a kid, my family couldn’t afford Nutella. We had ‘chocolate spread’, which was just sadness in a jar. I’ve got teenagers of my own now, and I can afford to buy them the big Nutella. But times have changed, and they don’t want it. They prefer skincare serum instead.
The Nutella Wars is my third solo show It’s about Nutella, but also about growing up in war (hilarious, I promise!) moving to Australia, raising teenagers and thinking you’ve found ice cream in the freezer just to find it’s leftover lentils. There’s also a 1976 estate named Bertha. She’s the emotional support vehicle. Please come. Bring a friend. Don’t forget your spoon.
“A genuinely funny show delivered with confidence and aplomb.” – GlamAdelaide
“A perfect combo of affirmation and merriment.” – The List



News and Reviews for this Show

July 2, 2025  GlamAdelaide
 Click Here

August 1, 2024 GlamAdelaide
 Click Here

Press & Media downloads for this Show
Press Image 1
Press Image 2
Press Image 3
Media File 1

Comment on this Show

      

 Website Design & Development by Craig Shaynak and Alex Petty